We Live Where We Are

Seventeen Items Recently Found In or Near the Potomac

1. Dead muskrat
2. Kabuki mask
3. Plastic Christmas tree
4. Tricycle - circa 1930's
5. Plywood cutout of a German Shepard
6. Remains of a dog wrapped in pink insulation
7. Message in a bottle from Chambersburg, PA
8. Dead field mouse in a drinking bottle
9. Uncorked bottle of not-so-bad wine
10. Socks growing moss
11. Spiderman underwear
12. Boxers in a tree
13. Two full I.V. bags
14. Tube of Vagisil
15. 8" mortar shell
16. Red Cross stretcher
17. 50 Bosnian dinars